a day after christmas, i went out with zoe (my sis) and corina (a friend)… we watched zsazsa zaturnnah at SM and, boy, it was a blast… i was drooling over zsazsa padilla’s lipoed body and pops fernandez’ skinny legs… ash inn! tulo pati dugo ug singot sa akong kaibog! i can only say one thing: PUNYEMAS! DOLPHY, ANG SWERTE MO!

and rustom also sucked the guts out of me… siyeeet, he looked better than carmina villaroel! ganun ba talaga yun, nagiging kamukha mo yung ex-wife mo after annulment?! basta, pasalamat sya bakla ang loka! shokla, lami kaayo kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! patilaw bi!

early this morning i had my lungs checked again for pneumonia… the x-ray result says negative, and the doctor thinks that my coughing is just an allergic reaction to dust and all that is dirty… in short, damak daw ko… char lang!

nadisgrasya akong 800 sa check-up, x-ray, tambal, kaon, plete, ug pedicure while waiting sa doctor… manang, pobre na kaayo ko pag-exit nako sa hospital… nisamot pa gyud ug sa dihang natagbuan nako akong kinugos… lagapak na pud ang 100 kay pinaskuhan kuno… peste,  lupig pa ang taxi meter sa kakusog sa patak sa dutch!

anyway, i’m waiting for my bonus sa sk thingy nako… putragis nang seattle, 500 ra akong natete sa 13th month pay… arang kasensilyo na lang jud! kulang pa na plete padulong toril! waaaah, kelangan nako ug DOM now na!

speaking of DOM… my korean student told me about her husband’s male friend who’s itching to dig a brown vagina… and guess what, she sounded as if she’s recommending him to me! helloeur! giluod akong bitok, nakipag-shake hands pa naman ko atong ungoa! bahong kimchi! langsa! pwe! purya!